How To Make Your Laptop 100x Faster

This cracked me up. I ran across this picture on an SQL Server blog. The editor, Steve Jones, decided he was tired of his slow laptop and wanted to speed things up. His solution is quite ingenious. Reminds me of the scene from Vacation where Clark Griswald forgets he’s tied grandma’s dog to the bumper. “Little fella probably kept up for the first mile.”

[Source:; Image: Steve Jones]


  1. Glad you liked it. I had fun setting this up. Kids thought I was actually going to pull this thing as annoyed as I was. Just tying it to the car made me feel better